STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. ???? ????

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?" ????

2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" formal evening selections with affordable price ???? ????

???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????
4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !" ???? ????

? ? ? ? ? ? ?
5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!" ???? ????

???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????
6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????

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