Sorry if this offends anyone but football season is quickly approaching and this is just a heads up, a fair warning if you will. Since the NFL football countdown is about a month away, I guess it's time to mention my pre-NFL football season warnings/rules. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but I just want to go on record and note that each of you have now been warned/informed. For those of you who know me and know me well, will understand where I'm coming from. cute wedding dresses

1 - I will NOT attend ANYTHING past 11am on Sundays unless you have NFL football on your television.
1a - Televisions must be a minimum of 46" diagonal with a minimum resolution of 1080p. Events containing ultra-high definition televisions and seating with direct line of sight of said television will take priority over those events that do not.
1b - Events broadcasting Lions football take priority over all other events, regardless of TV size and definition.
1c - Events broadcasting NFC North football will take priority over all other events except 1b.

2 - I will be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while Detroit is playing. Things may/may not be thrown. If any of your belongings are damaged I will repair/replace them, but I will not care until after the post-game analysis.

3 - I will wear Honolulu Blue and/or white on Sunday. *No exceptions*

4 - If you somehow coerce me into attending an event by having all of the prerequisites listed in (#1) above, be aware that I will chant Gridiron Heroes wherever I am and anytime I want. Cheering for the Lions is a must on the weekends especially during games.
4a - In the event that Gridiron Heroes begins during a prayer, I will reverently and respectfully wait until the prayer is complete before picking up the chant.

5 - My attendance at weddings, wedding showers, and baby showers are for bye weeks ONLY. It's not my fault you are starting your married/family life and proving to everyone that you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5b - *Or as soon as the game and the post game show are over*

6 - In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not an Detroit fan, you will not cheer against the Lions and I will not cheer against your crappy team. This rule can be confusing to some, but it is best explained by saying that you can make positive cheers for your team while not making negative cheers against Detroit.

Example for (6) above: "We need a turnover. Come on (insert your crappy team's name here), get the ball back. We need an interception." This statement is fine.
"Your quarterback will fumble or throw an interception soon. He sucks." This statement will not be fine, and could result in injury.

7 - If you try be cute or funny and dress my PET or KIDS* in your teams colors on Sunday I will spray paint your face blue and I will not warn you to close your eyes before I do it.

Thanks for understanding everyone.

One Pride!
Stolen from a friend and fellow pride member